Frosted Bite-Sized Shredded Wheat by Market Pantry: C+ (75.4%)

Target's endeavor to concoct a cheap, healthy cereal unsurprisingly falls to mediocrity. The base of the flavor, the dry crusty brown stuff AKA shredded wheat, tastes exactly as it sounds- like crusty brown shredded wheat. But the savvy executives of Market Pantry dumped a ton of powder sugar on the crusty stuff, giving it a tolerable flavor.

The name is longer than anything I've ever read in my life, but its taste ends up not quite as bad. In the real world, this cereal is sincerely below "average". Despite that, in today's modern rankings I decided to give this long-named cereal a C, because it gave a good effort and I should be doing homework so I don't care. So today, Frosted Bite-Sized Shredded Wheat, you are average. You are the star that blends into night sky so that some stars might be brilliant.