There is always that guy who tries impressing you by talking about all his sexual feats and how he wants to get crunk everyday. He is a "bro." His clothes match and he spends a more-than-healthy time in the gym. The guy has the potential to be cool, but he always leaves you with that uncomfortable feeling that you are slowly losing your soul by listening to him talk.Cap'n Crunch MIGHT be that guy. The flavor is undoubtedly delicious, but it leaves you thinking that Quaker may have tried a little bit too hard on this one. If I had any advice to the Cap'n: just be yourself.
